It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and evidently, my daughter thought it was my turn and sent me this:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, [...]
July 30, 2007
Categories: NASCAR . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 4 Comments
SO….Tony won the Brickyard again. That’s my boy!!
However, I, not being able to tell time correctly or figure out the difference between time zones, was chasing cattle back into the pastures they were supposed to be in, (after some punk ass thought it would be funny to open all the gates in the canyon and [...]
July 30, 2007
Categories: Juan Pablo Montoya, NASCAR, NASCAR Alien Conspiracy, Reed Sorenson, Tony Stewart . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 6 Comments
Lafferty Motorsports of Concord, NC is pleased to announce that Matt Poole of Pittsville, MD drove to a 12th place finish driving the Lafferty Motorsports Street Stock Chevrolet Monte Carlo in the Street Stock Division, in Matt’s very first race on Saturday, July 21st, 2007. The race took place at one of racing’s most [...]
July 26, 2007
Categories: Matt Poole . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 2 Comments
We apologize, but this Blog was interrupted this past week by Mother Nature. It seems that She saw fit to cleanse the region (the pink spot on the map is approx. where I am) around my ranch.
She sent many, many little fire elementals to the area, and they did a very good job [...]
July 22, 2007
Categories: My life, NASCAR, On a Quest..., Urgent Announcements . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 10 Comments
HA!!
“Bet you’re fat butt I can beat you…”
Yup…that’s my driver.
Congrat’s…
July 16, 2007
Categories: Jamie McMurray, NASCAR, Tony Stewart . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 6 Comments
Here are the driver’s with the most pertinent ’scopes for the Chicago race:
Ryan Newman, born 8 December 1977
Today during the day this influence brings about pleasant feelings between you and everyone around you. It is a good time for being with friends or out having a good time. You enjoy everyone around you and they [...]
July 15, 2007
Categories: 2007 NASCAR Predictions, Dale Earnhardt Jr., David Stremme, Jamie McMurray, Jeff Gordon, Jeremy Mayfield, Jimmie Johnson, Juan Pablo Montoya, Kasey Kahne, Kevin Harvick, Kurt Busch, Kyle Busch, Martin Truex Jr., NASCAR, Robby Gordon, Ryan Newman, Tony Stewart . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 1 Comment
I am going to explain a little bit about what is going on astrologically for tomorrows race, before I put up the ’scopes. A little “Astrological Sunday School” lesson, shall we say.
Today’s New Moon enters Leo, and is in effect until July 17. This aspect affects all of us, therefore affecting all the driver’s, despite [...]
July 15, 2007
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Sheesh! Is there anyone running in the Busch race that is not a Nextel Cup driver? It’s ok Busch series driver’s. You can run Arca.
July 14, 2007
Categories: NASCAR . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 1 Comment
NASCAR.com says: All signs for Rocketman
So do I, but for different reasons.
The New Moon is the chance we all have every month to begin again. A fresh start. It’s the time to focus on the goals of the month, and put forth your intentions.
Ryan’s win may very well come this weekend.
Here is his scope [...]
July 13, 2007
Categories: 2007 NASCAR Predictions, NASCAR, Ryan Newman . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 3 Comments
No, this is not my house, mine isn’t this bad but I feel like it.
Here is my ’scope for today:
You may want to spend some time at home enjoying the serenity that surrounds you which could make it easier for you to relax and savor the tranquility that lies within today. Perhaps setting aside space [...]
July 9, 2007
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Jamie McMurray won the Pepsi 400 in Daytona against one of the greatest odds ever! Wow! What a finish! What a race. Thank God no “Big One” really happened. Restrictor Plate racing scares me to death, even tho I love them. That last 8 laps were amazing.
I was sick at the accident on pit row, [...]
July 8, 2007
Categories: Daytona, Jamie McMurray, NASCAR, Pepsi 400 . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 1 Comment
Here are the ’scopes for the Driver’s with major aspect’s affecting them in tonites race.
Dale Jarrett and Kenny Wallace run today!! Yippity Skippity!!
Ryan Newman, born 8 December 1977
Theme: Intense Encounters Weak, transient effect:
Today during the day you can expect intense encounters with others, chiefly those with whom you are very emotionally involved. The deepest and [...]
July 7, 2007
Categories: 2007 NASCAR Predictions, Dale Earnhardt Jr., David Stremme, Daytona, Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Juan Pablo Montoya, Kasey Kahne, Kevin Harvick, Kurt Busch, Kyle Busch, Martin Truex Jr., NASCAR, Robby Gordon, Ryan Newman, Tony Stewart . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: Leave a Comment
So The Max says the announcement by the end of July….
My prediction? (**notice I didn’t say Big Baby…I am keeping my promise.) Baby Busch is moving over to Big Mama’s house.
John Newsom “The Spotter” said in his last post that he would be away for a few days. Mu-ah-ha-ha!! He said we could talk about [...]
July 4, 2007
Categories: Great Bloggers, John Newsom, NASCAR, The Spotter . . Author: churchofthegreatoval . Comments: 5 Comments
Does something that happened today with Ryan’s crew remind you of this previous flub? Ow.
July 1, 2007
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