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2009 Scope’s coming up!

!st Annual Church of The Great Oval Tabernacle Winter Soltice Xmas Party Chat Tonite

You are all invited to the 1st Annual Winter Solstice/ Xmas Party Chat at The Church of The Great Oval Tabernacle  tonite at 6 PM PST til whenever. 

It will be especially fun for those of us who have no life.

Bring your own booze and food.

Tally Ho ho ho!

We want you!!

 

 

C

Alert!! Dangerous Warning for Men at Holiday Parties!

This is really scary. It’s happening all over the world!

Read more here…

NASCAR Tales of The Idiots

In Honor of Robby Gordon and The Upcoming Dakar Rally, I am reposting this….  Plus I am  celebrating the end of some really bad aspects… I have Astrologically came out of my “Bad Luck” phase. Officially on Dec. 12th.  It’s odd, the aspect came into my life just prior to my ankle issue and a lot of  crap has happened since. So Hurray!! It’s OVER!! Wahoo!!

2009 is going to be great!! I have nothing but great aspects now that last for years! YAY!!

Sept. 1st, 2006

I am not in Fontana as I had an accidental change of plans for the next few months on Aug. 24, while celebrating my daughter’s birthday with a couple of Margarita’s and my friend Linda. I decided to pretend I was Robby Gordon in Baja…or running the Dakar Rally without the terrorists.

Linda and I did some slightly spontaneous creative engineering on my utility wagon ( looks like a child’s wagon but BIG, usually used for odd jobs and yard work. I haul buckets of dirt and water with it, to wash gold out of the dirt). We decided to make it into a combination off road Hummer and half assed, half- luge.

The hill we were on was perfect for a good run. The first run went very well. I drove the 1/2 mile track with 2 turns and didn’t dump Linda end over end until we crossed the finish line. We hauled it back up the hill…Linda drive the second round ( I told her her name was Andy) and we were able to move the finish line another 500 Ft. We hauled it back up the hill again…a little higher…a little further…Adrenaline pumping…Ready for the next go round. We decided to alter the track course a bit. We now, being “experienced driver’s with another tequila backed confidence booster cheering us on”.( I think I had taken a Vicoden too for a head ache I had earlier). We flew down the hill…Through the first turn with flawless finesse. Then just as we were heading into turn 2, there was a caution flag for debris out. We narrowly missed the boulder in our path and careened out of control into the wall…Which was actually the side of a cabin. Flipped in the air and rolled with the wagon, myself, and Linda pinning my leg between us and another very large rock. The crack the crowds heard in the stands was my leg and ankle. The crowd rushed in to help us and remove the debris from on top of us. They lifted Linda from the wagon. Shift. Another crack. Moved my Self and the wagon back from the rock and crack again as my leg was untangled from the carnage. The safety crew jammed me down Burnt River Canyon 40 miles to the nearest hospital in Baker City OR. The Baker City OR Doctors said “Ooooh. This is very bad. We can’t help you here. Doped me up and wanted to send me by ambulance the 200 mile trip to Boise. I said, ” No thanks! We will drive and save the ambulance bill:)”. Had surgery the morning of the 26th. Now I am home and not in Fontana as planned. Crud. I wanted to drive down anyway but the Doc’s said “Nope. No way.” 
Needless to say… I should have read my ‘scope that day.

Clance McClannahan
born Jan 29, 1958 in Twin Falls ID
Aug. 24,2006

Sun Conjunction Pluto
activity period from 23 August 2006 to 25 August 2006

Repair works *
You may be concerned today with repairing something that has broken down, such as an automobile or an appliance. Or you may have to deal with a situation that has broken down to the point that it must change radically in order to continue, even along completely new lines. You may have to contend with a person who is trying to exert unreasonable power over you today, forcing you to defend your right to do things your way. The person may feel that he or she is doing this for your own good, but that is not usually the case. Avoid contact with criminals and do not go into areas where you are likely to encounter street crime. Under this influence it is just possible that you might have an unfortunate encounter.

Yup…I should have read it. Said humbly in hindsight.

Good News!! The newest Grandbaby was born 8/31 @ 2:00 AM. Chase Patrick came into our world weighing 7 lbs. 14 oz. 20 inches long. Healthy, beautiful and another little redhead like his Grama. That’s makes 4 little red headed grandbabies out of seven. Pretty good genes I say!! Welcome Little Angel!

Chase born just before The Chase! How appropriate. Mom is a Kevin Harvick fan. I am surprised Kevin isn’t his middle name.

As above so Below.  See ya again soon. I think I will knock myself out with pain pills for a few more days. The docs change the cast again on Tues. They anticipate I won’t be walking again for 8 months.

8 MONTHS!! OMG!!

Onward LugNutZ!! Tally Ho!!

P.S.** It was only 6 months before I was walking. Not pretty to look at but walking. I’ve barely a limp anymore.

Twas The Midgets Before Christmas

USAC Midget Driver Billy Wease

O’Reily POWRI National Midget Series

and Impact Motorsports are proud to present the first annual ‘Twas the Midget before Christmas to be held in indoors in Kemper Arena in Kansas City Missouri on December 19th and 20th 2008.

This will be the first automobile race held in Kemper Arena with a temporary dirt racing surface. Look for the top open wheel midget drivers and drivers from other racing series in the US to compete at this event with over 50,000 dollars in prize money. Drivers already confirmed are Danny Lasoski, Jesse Hockett, Brad Loyet, Joe Boyles and David Starr from the Nascar Craftsman Truck Series. Drivers will competing for $5000 to win on Friday night and $10,000 to win on Saturday night. 

Also racing at this event will be the O’Reily POWRI 600 Micro Sprint Cars with wings these cars will be competing for $1000 to win on Friday night $2000 to win on Saturday night.

Wish I could go!!

Thanks to Lori Munro and Dennis Michelsen of  Doin Donuts Radio for calling attention to this great event on Race Talk Radio.  Listen to them live every Monday afrom 8-10 PM EST.

Yes!! Jimmie Johnson is #1!

Number One! 3 Times!

My Favorite Redneck Christmas Carol & The 5th Annual Naked Santa Snowball Contest Begins!!

Is that a Palin?

It’s Dec. 8th, and that is when I Officially begin celebrating Yule/Advent/ Christmas/ Kwanzaa, etc.  (Let me know if I forgot anything.) By the way…part of this is reposted from last year, and the year before, and the year before etc… ad nauseum…I made a few little changes for this year’s Celebration and Tourney.

I love this little Redneck Christmas Carol. It sticks in my head all season. You know how that is, when you get a song stuck in your head, and you can’t get it out. It’s nice to have something other than the traditional “Jingle Bells” or “Frosty the Snowman” rolling around in there, filling the empty space where brain cells used to be.

**Now you can click on the link to the cute little song and have it stuck in your head too.

“The Redneck Snowman Song” (not the real title)

**Please do not have your children near you computer when you follow this link. It might not be the song you want them singing at school.

Thanks to Jackie Sue for turning me onto this song a Christmas or two ago!

( Jac ~ You are the Church of The Great Oval Honorary Queen of The Universe.  I bow always to your Great Wisdom.)

I also heard that Santa was part of the Whiskey River flows into Cocaine Creek fiasco.

The 5th Annual Naked Santa Snowball Contest has begun.

I scored 72 last year and can’t seem to get out of the 40′s this year.. BEAT ME.

NO WHINING!!

Whiskey River flows into Cocaine Creek

Tsk..Tsk..

It’s a bar…what do you expect?

 Isn’t that what happens in Big, Famous, Celebrity Owned  A-list Establishments?

Read more here…

( There is a funny little ditty on Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon’s petty little issues too.)

Now, I am pretty positive that Jr. didn’t know that one of his employee’s was running his own little biz at the establishment. He wouldn’t take the chance on that gaining that kind of publicity or ruin the great thing he has going on with his own expanding branding. I am pretty sure Jr. didn’t hand pick all his employees, and I am also sure that if drug testing wasn’t a part of the screening process, it will be now, along with random drug testing. 

The bouncer, one scumbag who didn’t realize how lucky he was to have a job in a bar owned by NASCAR’s Most Popular Driver, obviously had no respect for his boss or anyone else. Anthony Ortega Rodriguez, 28, was nailed carrying 12 bags with 15 grams of cocaine. The report  does not state if that was 15 grams in each bag or 15 grams total. Responding to complaints of drug use and selling at the bar, Charlotte police undercover agents busted the guys butt.

 

Anthony Ortega Rodriguez

Photo Credit: NEWS 14 CAROLINA

I would be really, really afraid of the Jr. Nation if I were him.

Jail might be the better place.

 

 

Rusty Wallace Needs a Dirty Pair of Socks for Christmas

So he can stuff them in his mouth.

What needs to go in Rusty Wallace’s mouth…

Let’s see….
55 wins, 1 championship, 2 seconds

In 1989, he won 6 of 29 races.
In 1993, he won 10 of 30 races.
In 1994, he won 8 of 31 races.

Rusty Wallace may not have been the greatest, but he was pretty darn good.

That certainly gives him credibility to analyze the racing circuit. It’s just too bad he doesn’t have a little more savoir faire.

Jr. was voted, once again, Chex Most Popular Driver.

I think Rusty’s ego can’t handle that.

He could have waited until next week to make his comments.

It must be nice to be paid to run your mouth instead of race with the new Big Boys.

I am looking for employment in that area if anyone is interested.

The paid to run your mouth career, I mean.

The opinions expressed are solely those of the writer.

NASCAR Pets ~ It’s Mikey Waltrippers Birthday!

Go tell him Happy Birthday here…