Church of the Great Oval (for Nascar fanatics or anyone else that needs a day off)

It is my feeling that as a citizen concerned with the religious rights of All, that being forced to work on Sunday because of driving, “give it to me right now”, consumerism is wrong. Obviously some government officials out there in our fine country agreed with me and gave employees the right to apply for religious accommodations from employers, so they could not be forced to work on the Sabbath of their choice. I, being an avid Nascar fan have come up with a solution to the “Sunday dilemma” for all Race fans.

The Church of the Great Oval”
To join this church you must agree to and follow the creeds and doctrine of said church.

LAW 1.
You agree to observe the following days as Minor and Major Sabbaths…
a. ALL Sundays during Race Season. If there is no Race on Sunday you will use this day to
celebrate that you have nothing that you HAVE to do. These HOLY days are
considered MAJOR SABBATHS.
b. All Saturdays during Race Season. Although not all Saturdays have Races, there are
always qualifying events and you might need to prepare for the Sunday Sabbath Race
the next day. Saturdays are also considered MAJOR SABBATHS.
c. MINOR SABBATHS are considered to be any Thursday, Friday, Monday or Tuesday
that you must travel to and from a Race to attend Church. This includes travel and
recovery time.
LAW 2.
REGARDING TITHING:
a. All Race expenses, souvenir costs and related items shall be considered tithing.

LAW 3.
REGARDING WORSHIP:
a. Your Driver will be considered your personal Avatar. You must display the number of
your Driver’s car somewhere proudly on your vehicle.

LAW 4.
REGARDING WORSHIP:
a.The more memorabilia you display, the more pious in the Church you will be.

The Church of the Great Oval is accepting suggestions to be added to the by- laws.
Until next time….Clance’ McClannahan

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