NASCAR Champ Tony Stewart makes Worldwide Headlines!!


In predicting the Future of the Nascar Nextel Cup championship, it is important for me to visualize the target picture of what I am wanting to create in specific, clear detail. Today my visual exercise included imagining the Headlines of newspapers around the world…so I got all comfy and began to dream

I pictured my Self in Germany reading the headlines on the front page of the newspaper:
WICHTIGE SCHLAGZEILE!! BRECHEN VON VON NACHRICHTEN VON FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Gehöft-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart GEWINNT die 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL SCHALE MEISTERSCHAFT!!
Then I went to Italy…and almost got sidetracked because of all the handsome men running around…
TITOLO IMPORTANTE!! ROMPERE LE NOTIZIE DA FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 di speedway Stewart tony del Ford 400 Fattoria-Miami VINCE 2005 il CAMPIONATO della TAZZA di NASCAR NEXTEL!!

Figured I better run to France where it almost happened again…those accents will do me in…
TITRE IMPORTANT ! ! RUPTURE DES NOUVELLES DE LA FLORIDE ! ! 11/20/05 speed-way Stewart Élégant de Ford 400 Ferme-Miami GAGNE 2005 le CHAMPIONNAT de TASSE de NASCAR NEXTEL ! !

and on to Greece…sure is a lot of old buildings there…
ΣΗΜΑΝΤΙΚΕΣ ΣΠΑΖΟΝΤΑΣ ΕΙΔΉΣΕΙΣ ΤΙΤΛΩΝ!! ΑΠΌ τη διάβαση 11/20/05 400 σπίτι-Μαϊάμι πίστα αγώνων της ΦΛΏΡΙΔΑΣ!! Tony Stewart WINS το ΠΡΩΤΑΘΛΗΜΑ!! ΦΛΥΤΖΑΝΙΏΝ 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL

and off Russia, where I did not stay long becuase it is too flipping cold…
ВАЖНЫЙ HEADLINE!! ЛОМАТЬ ВЕСТОЧКУ ОТ FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 speedway Tony Stewart ford 400 Юоместеад-homestead-Miami ВЫИГРЫВАЕТ 2005 ЧЕМПИОНАТ ЧАШКИ NASCAR NEXTEL!!

Then back to Spain to bask on the beach…ahhhh…those Latin men…
¡CTÍTULO IMPORTANTE!! ¡CROMPER NOTICIAS DE LA FLORIDA!! ¡11/20/05 carretera Stewart tony de Ford 400 Granja-Miami GANA 2005 el CAMPEONATO de la TAZA de NASCAR NEXTEL!!

I needed to get myself back on track to concentrate on the important matter of visualizing Tony winning so I decided I would translate the headlines back into English and keep my Self a bit more grounded.

German to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Italian to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony of Stewart WINS the 2005 nascar NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! HEALTHY (??) BREAKING NEWS FROM!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

French to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Greek to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM FLORIDA!! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony stewart WINS the 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!! (notice they don’t capitalize the first letter of the Last name…that is not a typo.)

Spanish to English:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE! FLOWERY BREAKING NEWS FROM! 11/20/05 Ford 400 Homestead-Miami Speedway Tony Stewart WINS the 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP! (it is starting to get interesting…)

English to Spanish to German to French to Russian to Greek to Italian to Japanese to Portuguese and back to English becomes:
IMPORTANT HEADLINE! BREAKING You the HEALTHY NOTICE OF! 11/20/05 of it you extradite Stewart tony of Ford 400 Homestead-Homestead-Miami GAINS 2005 or CHAMPIONSHIP give CUP of NASCAR NEXTEL!

Translate that into Chinese into Korean and back into English and you get:

Nov.20,2005 Breaking News!!. Important Headline!! Tony Stewart Wins The 2005 NASCAR NEXTEL CUP in the middle of record hurricane winds that were matching the speed of Jimmy Johnson running alongside Ryan Newman as he wrecked Carl Edwards forcing Mark Martin to bump Rusty Wallace into Matt Kenseth as he attemped to pass Jeremy Mayfield to get out of the way of Greg Biffle as he waved Sayanara to Kurt Busch when the #20 car crossed the finish line .
And we wonder why there is a language barrier between the Nations of the World…’speshly where prophecies are being foretold.

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