Who makes up this stuff?

I want to know who makes up this stuff…and even more…do they get paid for it?
From Bizarre News.com:
January is: National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, Prune Breakfast Month

January 1 is . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . .National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher’s Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day

January 14 is . . . .
National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Poor dog…
Weimeriener’s are such a dignified and cool breed too.

January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

National measure your feet day is a day I will honor the rest of my life.

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9 Comments

  1. People who write this kind of thing just want their words printed anywhere they can. I blame the editors for letting them get away with it….errr, Clance’, did you just pull my leg here??

  2. Nope.
    http://www.bizarrenews.com

  3. I will have to remember January 30th. Then I will have an excuse for zoning out, lol. God bless.

  4. Are you making this up? Hey. That Weimeriener has an outfit just like mine. Wonder where he bought his, I got mine at Psycho Lillies.

  5. Damn, I missed Festival of Sleep Day!!! I was probably sleeping that day anyway! LOL And Weimeriener’s are too nice of a breed to be put in a awful get up like that. LOL at PJ!!!
    Wait….tomorrow is “National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day”… Hell, what do they think I do all day anyway.
    Meow. whadda you want kitty? meow. love? meow. food? kitty leads me in the direction they want and I follow my masters. That’s not just a day. That’s a year round thing!!

  6. Hey where is Bloggers day? Clance where did you find this stuff? It was interesting.

  7. Huh?

  8. that poor dog looks like he’s ready to hop on a bicycle. looks a little like lance armstrong in that get up.

  9. That dog looks like its ready to take a big bite out of the photographer’s ankle… hehe


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