Cat’s


I haven’t felt like blogging much. I am changing my house around as much as my blog. And no…I am not done with it. This blue is not soothing to me…it’s agitating. I am a purple girl…I like the water picture but that’s it. So yes… it will be going bye-bye.. I need to talk to Denise I guess and see if she can do what I want.
I found these posts about cats in a NASCAR forum. Stole them to share with you. 1. After dark, all cats are jaguars…
2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn’t care. But it knows .
5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat …
6. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled.That’s the horror of it …
7. Never try to out stubborn a cat .
8. Thousands of years ago ,humans worshiped the cat . They have not forgotten this . .
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
11. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch , looking at his owner, “My species domesticated your species… “

Cat Wake-up Method
6:00 am. Cat is snoring at end of bed.
6:15 am. I make a bathroom trip.
Cat is still snoring.
6:45 am. I fall back to sleep. Cat is waking up.
6:48 am. Cat is on my pillow, staring at me.
6:49 am. Cat stare has drilled a hole in my head. I wake up, but feign unconsciousness.
6:50 am. Cat is onto me. He knows a faker. Cat meows VERY softly. I ignore cat.
6:51 am. Cat meows more loudly. I ignore cat.
6:52 am. Cat places nose in my ear and meows loudly. Eardrum ruptures. I tell cat to go wake up husband.
6:53 am. Cat approaches unsuspecting husband. Cat stares at husband intently. Husband has no cat radar, therefore continues to sleep.
6:54 am. Cat sits on husband’s chest. Husband continues sleeping.
6:55 am. Cat leans forward and meows softly. Husband sleeps on.
6:56 am. Cat meows more loudly. He is ignored.
6:57 am. Cat stands on husbands face. Husband, fearing suffocation, wakes up.
6:58 am. Husband stupidly asks, “What do you want, cat?” Cat proceeds to yank mini blinds off wall and point outside.
7:00 am. Husband lets cat out
***
Our old cat wakes us up all night long lately. He keeps walking on our heads and biting at our hair. Cute the first time, not so cute at 2 AM, the 10th time. We shut the door last night and he was not a happy camper for awhile. Meowed and howled for a few minutes. Tried to open the door with his paw. Stuck his whole leg under the door and did the sound he used when he is looking for us (you know the little chortle sound a mother cat uses when she calls her kittens?) and finally gave up until 5 AM.
I felt bad but JEESH, we both have enough sleep issues as it is with out Mouser.

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8 Comments

  1. I shut my door every night, but I know my cat is trying to get in, when I hear the loud thunk on my door as he tries to headbutt it open.

  2. LOL!! Great jokes, really truths!
    My male cat would claw up the carpet by the door if I shut the door when I slept.
    The female, I’m not sure what she would do, probably take over for him if he got tired.
    I’m not allowed to close doors around here if I’m on the other side.
    Don’t you have a birthday coming up???

  3. Do you know Zoe? You describe her to a tee. Now when someone new comes in she hisses at them like a watch dog, it’s funny right now because she is so little. We will see what the future holds.

  4. Awwwwpoor Mouser, I love it when Lady jumps on the bed and settles down. In the summer she sleeps in the kitchen window, it’s too hot in the bedroom for her. She only gets pissy when it’s an issue of food. Food she don’t like and food that isn’t there when she thinks it should be,*he he* Sorry the blue will be going, but for you the purple will be better. You have to have the co;our scheme that speaks to you and puts you in the right mood to write…Denise has an uncanny way of knowing what people want…work with her. I just put in an order for two more templates and some tidy-up work on my main blog….

  5. Funny post. I see some of my cat in this blog too. LOL

  6. LOL sooo true! I really want to be a cat the next time around 🙂

  7. So, so true. My cats used to be my alarm clocks, both to sleep and to wake. If i slept without them in the room.. oh no, i wouldn’t have been able to sleep coz they’d be clawing at my door all night. And i’d have to let them out in the mornings too. And yes, my ex-husband had no radar for the cat alarms.

  8. CC cannot stand a closed door. He has a fit in the morning when I shower. When I go to the garage for a smoke, he has to come along. Do they make kitty patches or nicotine gum for cats?? LOL!!! I think the boy is hooked!!!


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