Must be a guy thing!!


Thank you all for the wonderful birthday wishes and cards. You all made my day very special!!

I received this joke from my blog buddy Yellow Dog Granny in an email today. Got a good laugh out of it myself:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”

She turned, smiled, and said, “Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really,” he said. “What myths are those?””Well,” she explained. “One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.”
“Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed “I’m sorry”, she said. “I shouldn’t really be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”

**I do not know where the original content of this joke came from. If this is copyrighted material and I have accidentally violated someones copyright, please contact me through the email envelope on the blog and I will promptly remove it, and a published apology would immediately follow.

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3 Comments

  1. Hi Clance’, Very funny. BTW, I haven’t forgotten about the Flashing Tony sign. I just clicked on yours and went to the site. E-mail me, if there’s anything else I should know.

  2. looks like every nascarfan i know haha! They have some really funny ones over at the nascar forum

  3. Did you have a good birthday???


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