Who is Tina Renee?

I hate memes, but because the meme is from her, and she has a great picture of Tony on her site recently I will do it. Tina Renee’s site is an Official Church of The Great Oval Pilgrimage Cathedral, as she does have the best of the best of Tony Stewart there.

Weird and random and unusual things about me you didn’t know – dum tee dummmmmm.

#1. See previous post.

#2. I have been living on top of a gold mine in a cabin for months with nearly no human contact.

#3. I have no running water there.

#4. We have an outhouse, not a toilet.

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#5. I am becoming a Crunk. It should be a club.

#6. Random thoughts never shut up inside my head.

#7.  I have 2 dogs. A GIANT 1/2 St. Bernard, 1/2 Newfoundland named Sissy. Cuz she is a big sissy. I also have a Border Collie named Mikey after – you guessed it _ Mikey! He has a NASCAR collar with the Mikey number on it and he thinks he is a circus dog. ( Well…he is a clown. He can hang on the back of my 4 wheeler through the wildest of rides!) We also have 11 cats in the woodshed.  3 cats that come in and go out of the house and 1 cat that never ever goes outside. He is too afraid of the big world. He is our little Mini Mouser. That is hmmmm…..15 cats and 2 dogs.

You know what they say about people with that many cats.

The man in this picture may win the Cup in ’08. I can’t say will or I will curse you Ryan.

I have been wrong the last two years.

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I tag Dream Gems, my best GF since I was 20. Yer IT.
Reality Gems (snicker)
Yellow Dog Granny, my Goddess Role Model.
My most highly regarded Revr’nd Jim, High Priest of The Church of The Great Oval.
I will spare the rest of you for a while:)
Tally Ho!! Onward…

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Back in the World again…

She’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

All work and no play make Clance’ a dull girl. Cabin fever can make one crazy, I hear. I am singing this song in my head, over and over and over ad nauseum :

In a cavern, in a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Refrain:
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry, Clementine.

2. Light she was, and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine,
Herring boxes without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

3. Walking lightly as a fairy,
Though her shoes were number nine,
Sometimes tripping, lightly skipping,
Lovely girl, my Clementine.

4. Drove she ducklings to the water
Ev’ry morning just at nine,
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

5. Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles soft and fine,
But alas, I was no swimmer,
Neither was my Clementine.

6. In a churchyard near the canyon,
Where the myrtle doth entwine,
There grow rosies and some posies,
Fertilized by Clementine.

7. Then, the miner, forty-niner,
Soon began to fret and pine,
Thought he oughter join his daughter,
So he’s now with Clementine.

8. I’m so lonely, lost without her,
Wish I’d had a fishing line,
Which I might have cast about her,
Might have saved my Clementine.

9. In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked with brine,
Then she rises from the waters,
And I kiss my Clementine.

10. Listen fellers, heed the warning
Of this tragic tale of mine,
Artificial respiration
Could have saved my Clementine.

11. How I missed her, how I missed her,
How I missed my Clementine,
Til I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

 Creepy, huh? I thought it best that I come down into the real world for awhile.

Tina Renee tagged me with a meme about weird things no one knows about me….there was #1. The rest are coming up.